Shark diving, I have to admit, was never on my list of top 100 things I want to do before I die. Not even close. It would more likely end up on my list of top 100 things I would like to avoid at all costs unless I’m feeling completely ludicrous or need to add massive levels of anxiety should I be feeling too relaxed. Iain on the other hand, did have this on this list, so we went, Iain all excited, and me, feeling nauseous and slightly sorry for myself.
The van came to pick us up at 9:40am (much better than the original 5:30 am pickup). We were the last couple to join the four other people who wanted to, for some reason, throw themselves in eleven degree water and rub noses with Great Whites. Iain and I introduced ourselves and I cracked a few jokes all of which the other couples laughed at. Good start. The other pairs were both from England, one newly married on their honeymoon, and the other, friends from work in London. All of us were around the same age and like minded. Within a few minutes I was feeling at ease again.
When we arrived at the Shark Diving lodge about two hours later, the other 5:30am group was just finishing up and we got to have a bite to eat while the captain explained to us what would happen today. "There are no guarantees you will see a shark today. They may be there for a few hours, only a few minutes or not show up at all. We will be out there for about three hours to give everyone a chance. Five people will be in the cage at once and we will do our best to make sure you see what you’re come here for. We left the cage in the last dive spot from this morning and it will be about a 15-minute boat ride to get there. I’ll explain the rest of the rules on our way out."
During the trip out to find the cage the little devil in my mind was having its way with me. "This is ridiculous. Why the hell are we here? I can’t believe how stupid this is. What ARE we doing? I don’t like sharks. I hate cold water. I hate deep sea. I’m not going in. I can’t do it. This is totally retarded." Oh look! The cage! Perfect…

The captain pulls up and everyone looks excited. Another tour is just leaving and they say there are definitely sharks around. The captain pipes up and says "OK guys, here’s your chance. Like I said, you may not get a chance to see them at all so who’s going first? I need five people right now." Three people put their hands up. I put up my hand and so does Iain. Did I read that right? I PUT UP MY HAND? What was I thinking? Then another voice pops in my head and says "Sarah, you’d be ridiculous NOT to do this. This is what you came here for. Now stop complaining and get in the water!"
So in we go. Into freezing South Pole waters with jumping sharks from the dangerous Straight of Dyer Island where Great Whites make a living mangling full grown seals and staring in films such as "Air Jaws". There were two people on my left and two on my right, one of which was Iain right beside me. The cage was bobbing on the side of the boat and although we had full body wet suites to keep us warm with goggles, we didn’t have any breathing apparatus. We were supposed to lock our feet to the bottom of the cage and hold our breaths each time the captain yelled "NOW!
Since the sharks were so close by, we didn’t have to wait long at all. There were hundreds of little fish swimming around a giant chunk of Tuna carcass with fish guts floating around the water right in front of us (which we were floating in as well – yum). The captain yells "NOW!" We all dive. I didn’t see a thing. 30 seconds goes by. Nothing. I can’t hold my breath anymore. I go up. We wait a minute. The captain yells "NOW! LEFT!" I look left. I miss it again! Argh! Come on, Shark! This time Iain sees it and he’s so excited! Seven times the captain yells "NOW!" and seven times I miss it. I keep focusing on the little fish in front of me and don’t know where to look. Vision is limited. Finally on the eighth try I see him! I catch the tail end of this enormous body quickly glide by and I burst from the surface laughing historically because I’VE SEEN IT. I SAW HIM! DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HE WAS? WOW! The captain yells "NOW!" HOLY COW HE’S RIGHT ON TOP OF US! A huge submarine of a creature looks us right in the face less than a foot away. More! I want more! "NOW!" I dive. I hold my breath for longer this time and the shark’s muscular body slams into the side of the cage. The girl beside me grabs my arm and I emerge giggling again. This is so incredible!
So in we go. Into freezing South Pole waters with jumping sharks from the dangerous Straight of Dyer Island where Great Whites make a living mangling full grown seals and staring in films such as "Air Jaws". There were two people on my left and two on my right, one of which was Iain right beside me. The cage was bobbing on the side of the boat and although we had full body wet suites to keep us warm with goggles, we didn’t have any breathing apparatus. We were supposed to lock our feet to the bottom of the cage and hold our breaths each time the captain yelled "NOW!
Since the sharks were so close by, we didn’t have to wait long at all. There were hundreds of little fish swimming around a giant chunk of Tuna carcass with fish guts floating around the water right in front of us (which we were floating in as well – yum). The captain yells "NOW!" We all dive. I didn’t see a thing. 30 seconds goes by. Nothing. I can’t hold my breath anymore. I go up. We wait a minute. The captain yells "NOW! LEFT!" I look left. I miss it again! Argh! Come on, Shark! This time Iain sees it and he’s so excited! Seven times the captain yells "NOW!" and seven times I miss it. I keep focusing on the little fish in front of me and don’t know where to look. Vision is limited. Finally on the eighth try I see him! I catch the tail end of this enormous body quickly glide by and I burst from the surface laughing historically because I’VE SEEN IT. I SAW HIM! DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HE WAS? WOW! The captain yells "NOW!" HOLY COW HE’S RIGHT ON TOP OF US! A huge submarine of a creature looks us right in the face less than a foot away. More! I want more! "NOW!" I dive. I hold my breath for longer this time and the shark’s muscular body slams into the side of the cage. The girl beside me grabs my arm and I emerge giggling again. This is so incredible!
After about 45 minutes it’s the next group’s turn, which is good because I was getting cold at that point, but very happy. That wasn’t scary at all! In fact, I suddenly LOVE sharks. They are so beautiful, so graceful, so powerful. The captain tells us that they don’t like human flesh and they are afraid of the cage because it can hurt them if they run into it too hard.
We watch two more groups of people go into the water and with every ‘swim by’ the entire group goes "WOW. OH. DID YOU SEE THAT?" It was incredible. It was exciting. It was even beautiful in a strange way, and I felt privileged to be there, in the sun, watching one of the most powerful and misunderstood creatures on earth with my husband who loved every moment of it.
After I got over my initial pessimism and fear (and I could give myself a reason to dive), everything about the day was perfect. The sharks were incredible and everything was fantastically satisfying right down to the little sour apple lollipops and certificate with our names on them indicating "In the face of raging African Seas, Stormy Winds and Great White Sharks, you survived!"

What’s the moral of this story? With an open mind and a little courage to overcome your fears, you may find yourself experiencing an exceptional adventure and an equally memorable day.
On a side note, I now have conquered three major fears. The Deep Sea, Sharks, and South Pole waters. All ended up being a pleasure to be around and I’m happy that Iain (and the better voice in my head) pushed me to do something so extreme. As for the sharks and those who are still afraid of them, please know that they are going extinct because we keep killing them. They are not the killers that movies present them to be. 367 people died from chairs last year and 198 from toasters. Only nine people died from sharks and they were mostly accidents. The sharks thought the surfers were seals.
We watch two more groups of people go into the water and with every ‘swim by’ the entire group goes "WOW. OH. DID YOU SEE THAT?" It was incredible. It was exciting. It was even beautiful in a strange way, and I felt privileged to be there, in the sun, watching one of the most powerful and misunderstood creatures on earth with my husband who loved every moment of it.
After I got over my initial pessimism and fear (and I could give myself a reason to dive), everything about the day was perfect. The sharks were incredible and everything was fantastically satisfying right down to the little sour apple lollipops and certificate with our names on them indicating "In the face of raging African Seas, Stormy Winds and Great White Sharks, you survived!"

What’s the moral of this story? With an open mind and a little courage to overcome your fears, you may find yourself experiencing an exceptional adventure and an equally memorable day.
On a side note, I now have conquered three major fears. The Deep Sea, Sharks, and South Pole waters. All ended up being a pleasure to be around and I’m happy that Iain (and the better voice in my head) pushed me to do something so extreme. As for the sharks and those who are still afraid of them, please know that they are going extinct because we keep killing them. They are not the killers that movies present them to be. 367 people died from chairs last year and 198 from toasters. Only nine people died from sharks and they were mostly accidents. The sharks thought the surfers were seals.

